Listen to the opening music from "The Glass Bottom Boat":
"Doris Day - The Queen of sixties slapstick"
The people who created the Production Code in 1930 destroyed
it in 1966. Times were changing and more daring films like "Who's
Afraid of Virginia Woolf" were being produced with stronger language
being interwoven into scripts and, surprisingly, the general public was
receptive to this metamorphosis. The United States was in serious,
social upheaval. The civil rights movement was in full force and television
screens were dominated by the controversy. Hollywood attempted to do
its part by opening up opportunities for a more diverse group of actors,
both in the movies and in television.
The change could even be observed
in some of Doris Day's films. She was never co-starred with Sidney
Poitier, but people of colour were popping up in her films in bit parts.
Doris Day was like an uprooted tree, swirling through the eye of a tornado.
Her career was in turmoil, for, her type of film was being jeopardised
by the turn of events. She had toppled from her Number One position
at the box office, but was still in the coveted top ten. Only a few months
before, Miss Day was the Number One lady on the list but now had fallen
to eighth place and had been replaced by Julie Andrews as the box-office
champion.
"The Glass Bottom Boat" is good family fare. It
was released by MGM in 1966 and opened at Radio City Music Hall in New
York to favourable reviews. This was the second time that Rod Taylor had
shared the screen with Hollywood's Golden Girl. Their first attempt had
garnered scorn from moviegoers because of Day's overly "cute" shenanigans
in which, like Bette Davis, she seemed to be imitating her harshest imitators."Boat" gave
the two stars the opportunity to right the wrong of "Do Not Disturb".
This was a very imaginative and funny film, thanks to the warped, but creative
mind of director, Frank Tashlin, veteran of Jerry Lewis movies and the
director of such films as "The Girl
Can't Help It", "Susan Slept Here" and "Say One
For Me".
With the cold war in full force and the popularity
of James Bond, spy films were all the rage and so were comedy spoofs
on the subject. "The Glass
Bottom Boat" is a fun picture. Doris Day plays Jennifer Nelson,
a mermaid on her father's glass bottom tourist boat. After an encounter
with Bruce Templeton (Rod Taylor), who is fishing in restricted
waters, the two later meet again under different circumstances,
he as the space scientist who has created GISMO, a device which
will overcome weightlessness in space and she as a tour guide at
the think tank where he is employed. Jennifer has heard of the
brilliant scientist, but is unaware that he is the culprit with
whom she had an earlier, unpleasant experience.
The Russians are
in hot pursuit of GISMO (Gravity Inertial Stabilisation Man Observatory)
and will stop at nothing to get it. They have spies at every
turn. The Americans are aware of their infiltration and are suspicious
of anything "red". Jennifer becomes a suspect after
she is overheard calling her dog, "Vladimir", who goes
wild at home when he hears the ringing of the phone. You see,
it gives him exercise while "mama" is
at work. Paul Lynde, a security guard named Homer Cripps, overhears
Jennifer calling the furtive 'red spy' and keeps a close eye
on her activities around the plant. He becomes convinced that
she is definitely spying for the Soviets when he discovers that
she has a short-wave radio system in her home and that she is
taking classes in map making. Even more revealing, she burns
her secret notes, tears up small pieces of paper and makes those
covert calls to 'Vladimir'. Soon, Jennifer's every move is being
watched. Jennifer is very attractive and becomes the object of
Dr. Bruce Templeton's affection when their paths cross again.
He assigns her to write his biography, which gives him an excuse
to see more of her. During their interview sessions, Jennifer
reluctantly falls in love with him.
Nelson
is a patriotic American, who after discovering that a background
check on her is in progress, surmises that she is being investigated
because of her close interaction with Gismo's inventor, whose
position is highly sensitive. By chance, at a swank party thrown
by Templeton, Jennifer overhears a combative telephone conversation
among Bruce, the FBI, Gen. Wallace and Zach, which seemingly
accuses her of actually being a Russian spy, a nymphomaniac,
who will stop at nothing to get GISMO. Angry and hurt, she decides
to fight fire with fire. She plays up the scenario and heightens
their suspicions with a special act of her own. This is, of course,
the highlight of the film and reminds me of the climatic scene
in "Lucky Me" when
Candy decides to wreck havoc at Martha Hyer's party. Here, Jennifer
bamboozles everyone by flirting with the General (Edward Andrews)
and Bruce's partner, Zach (Dick Martin), giving them the impression
that they are spending the night with her later. What happens
is that they end up in the same bed, sans Jennifer. The look
on Rod Taylor and Paul Lynde's faces when they turn on the lights
and see the two men in bed is priceless.
Along
the way, our heroine encounters some of the real spies. One,
Dom DeLuise, who poses as a Public Address installer (he's actually
bugging Templeton's house) accidentally ruins a banana cream
cake which Jenny has baked for her boss. What follows is a brilliant
slapstick sequence, the type for which Miss Day is famous. Only
Lucille Ball could have done this scene as well as Day. Jennifer
attempts to help Pritter (DeLuise) get his cake-covered foot
and her's out of an umbrella holder. Icing, ladders, indoor pools
and total chaos turn this into a slapstick classic. Tashlin,
who always used gimmicks in his pictures, has a field day with "Glass
Bottom". Templeton's kitchen is state of the art and completely
electronic with fun gadgets that, to this day, we still don't
have. It did, however, have remote control and microwave, which
is pretty standard in our time.
Paul Lynde was wild as the security guard Cripps. He was
gung-ho and completely dedicated to his job. So much so, that he goes
undercover, in drag, to keep an eye on Jennifer at Bruce's
party. His target? No man's land: the ladies room. His scene
with Doris in the powder-room was side-splitting and well directed.
Alice Pierce and George Tobias were borrowed from the "Bewitched" TV
show to play Doris Day's next door neighbours. They were very
amusing. Edward Andrews delivered another of his deft comedic
performances, as did Dick Martin as Zach Molloy. TV's Eric Flemming
was appropriately menacing as Edgar Hill, the crooked FBI agent
working for the enemy. Arthur Godfrey, the veteran radio star,
played Jennifer's father, Axel Nordstrom and Day film regular,
Elisabeth Frasier ("Young at Heart" and "Tunnel
of Love")
played Axel's girlfriend.
There was quite a bit of slapstick here. Day has a tumultuous
time in the modern kitchen when everything goes haywire. She
also has a death defying, but comic, episode with a runaway
speed boat's remote control, and later, a genuine cloak and
dagger chase scene when the spies, led by Edgar Hill, come
after her in the pursuit of the GISMO formula.
Doris gets to sing the title song and "Soft As the Starlight" which
was taken from her album, "Day by Night". The melody
was the basis for "The Glass Bottom Boat" tune.
The star looks wonderful throughout the picture
with a Dutch-boy hair cut which gives her that younger-than-springtime
look and wears a smart wardrobe, created by Ray Aghayan. In one sequence,
Bruce, bothered by the accusations against Jennifer, imagines her as
the characters she's been described as: Mata Hara, a female James Bond
and a Russian Spy facing a firing squad. Day plays them all with an authority
that proves she could have played anything. Once, Lucille Ball was
asked, who her favourite comedienne was and she paused and said, "Well, I
believe in Doris Day." What
a compliment coming from television's queen of comedy. Other
notable appearances were made by Ellen Corby, as Bruce's maid, Dee
J. Thompson as Donna, Jennifer's co-worker and Robert Vaughn as Napoleon
Solo. Ralph McKnight, New York, November 2000
Listen to Doris sing "The Glass Bottom Boat"
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The ever-popular Doris Day, whose name is a guarantee of
boxoffice success in cities and small towns alike, latches onto the current
craze for spy-spoof films in this entertaining and fast-moving Martin Melcher-Eerett
Freeman production which has already been set s the summer attraction at
Radio City Music Hall.
Rod Taylor, Doris’ co-star in “Do Not
Disturb,” and Arthur Godfrey radio-TV favorite in his first screen
role, are other marquee names. As directed by Frank Tashlin, the screenplay
including Catalina Island, is slow in getting under way, being loaded
with rocket-testing verbiage, but it picks up speed steadily through
a furious chase sequence involving government agents and generals all
after the suspicious (but actually innocent) Doris.
The star get to wear
a mermaid outfit and a glamorous Mata Hari costume and sings “Softly
As the Starlight,” a
pleasant ballad, while Godfrey warbles the title tune. Some particularly
funny moments are contributed by Paul Lynde while disguised as a society
matron, and newcomer Dom De Luise, as a worried Hi-Fi installer also
suspected of espionage. As indicated, it’s wild and wacky but always-good
fun. Motion Picture Herald -
Released July, 1966 MGM (637) 110 Minutes
“Doris plays a childless widow living in Florida who doubles as
a tour guide for a NASA complex and as a mermaid on hand for tourists to
ogle from the glass bottom boat of her father (Arthur Godfrey). While on
a tour of NASA, she attracts the eye of resident scientist Rod Taylor.
With her inevitable lack of luck with men, Doris is duped by Taylor into
believing that he is working on something called Project Venus. Taylor
hires Doris to be his biographer, and the seduction begins. But not without
a lot of interruptions. Security agents come to believe that Doris is a
Russian agent, and there’s much fun about the CIA and James Bond….For
sheer comedy there are some priceless moments in the film, but as a sustained
and feeling piece of cinema, it doesn’t quite work.” (Alan
Gelb, The Doris Day Scrapbook)
Additional material: Derald Hendry
"Doris
Day shows a surprising affinity for satire in this Cold War spoof,
starring as a publicist in a space laboratory who's falling in love
with engineer boss Rod Taylor while writing a biography of him. Various governments are interested in Taylor's work and, as Day
has a dog called Vladimir, she quickly becomes a Soviet suspect. Director
Frank Tashlin was a former cartoonist and packs the film with sight
gags, but Day rises above the slapstick".
Rod Taylor had this to say about working with Doris Day: "I'll
tell you this much about Doris Day: I love that girl! She's one of
the greatest pros I've ever worked with. I've been going to the rushes
every day on this picture [Do Not Disturb], which is something I never
did before; all I can say is that I haven't recognised myself because
of her. I can't put my finger on it, but whatever it is, Doris brings
out great things in a man.
We play a happily married couple who fight like mad, but make
up like crazy, and I'll think you'll agree that she has all
the warmth and sex and charm in the world. The studio seems to think
we have a sort of… chemistry. Anyway, they've thought
enough of us to team us in another picture called The Glass
Bottom Boat." Modern Screen, July 1965